Insert Message Here: Generic Bumper Stickers to Mock the Cliches

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Have you seen enough bumper stickers praising a dog breed or a sports team or getting Calvin to pee on some truck brand or another? Mock the ubiquity of these cliches with one of our literally generic bumper stickers that put the form of the most common bumper stickers out there while refusing altogether to provide content. You'll get raised eyebrows on the road, and then, wait for it... smiles.

Name of Football Team (bumper sticker) [more]
Name of Kid's University (bumper sticker) [more]	Sarcastic Comment (bumper sticker) [more]	Problem: You get your sports team bumper sticker, then you move to another town! Solution: stick with this generic sports... [more]
Endorsement of Favorite Car [more]	Does John 3:16 belong on your car? How about Exodus 20? Maybe Deuteronomy? Can''t Decide? Go with this generic bible quote... [more]	Thinly veiled come-on (bumper sticker) [more]
Scatalogical Reference (bumper sticker) [more]	Pushy Religious Statement (bumper sticker) [more]	Double Entendre (bumper sticker) [more]
We've seen them all: I Heart Pomeranians, I Heart Shih-Tzus, and on and on. But then your dog dies and the sticker is still... [more]	Empty Platitude (bumper sticker) [more]	Boy urinating on other truck bran (bumper sticker) [more]
Insult toward Foreigners (bumper sticker) [more]	Oblique Sexual Reference (bumper sticker) [more]	Illegal Use of Calvin's Likeness (bumper sticker) [more]
Endorsement of Candidate (bumper sticker) [more]	Praise for Honor Student (bumper sticker) [more]	Shameless Pun (bumper sticker) [more]
Uplifting Sentiment (bumper sticker) [more]

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