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Let everyone know that your stuff is approved by the Department of Homeland Security. John Ashcroft has inspected you: you're... [more]
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Oogie Oogie 'till you just can't boogie no more. Eat, Sleep, Boogie. Now that's the life! (Big Hair Disco Bumper Sticker) [more]
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Don't let other people tell you who you really are. Be yourself, and announce with this bumper sticker that - I am a figment... [more]
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When someone says to you that minds are like parachutes because they only function when open, show them this. Minds are like... [more]
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Oblique Sexual Reference (bumper sticker) [more]
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Scatalogical Reference (bumper sticker) [more]
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Normal does not equal Moral (bumper sticker) [more]
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Give peace a chance? Oh, yeah, sure. But more than that, if you want to end violence, all we are saying is give pizza chants. [more]
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We've seen them all: I Heart Pomeranians, I Heart Shih-Tzus, and on and on. But then your dog dies and the sticker is still... [more]
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I'm not going to tell you where to put these stickers. The message "You Hummer Looks Stupid" belongs in... [more]
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Somebody Stop The Planet ... I Want To Get Off! (bumper sticker) [more]
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The truth will set you free, they say, but read the fine print. You'll only be free after you send in the mail in rebate. [more]
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This bright bumper sticker design communicates the feeling of freedom we get riding our bicycles. Share the road with bicycles,... [more]
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A funny alternative to serious presidential campaign bumper stickers in 2008, this bumper sticker is for those who are till... [more]
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Warning: Occupant is in No Mood for Your Bullshit (hazmat spoof bumper sticker) [more]
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Empty Platitude (bumper sticker) [more]
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Uplifting Sentiment (bumper sticker) [more]
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W sideways: The Greek Letter (bumper sticker) [more]
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Have You Seen Flying Triangles? Spread the word with these lapel stickers, measuring 3 inches in diameter -- much smaller... [more]
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Stick it to 'em in these irregular times. [more]
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Endorsement of Candidate (bumper sticker) [more]
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Gandhi quote, remixed: You Must Be The Driver You Want to See in the World (bumper sticker) [more]
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Groovy Baby! That's what I said. That's what you can say with this pack of 48 round stickers, 3" in diameter. [more]
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English majors, give your favorite English teacher or professor a laugh when you come into class with this 3" lapel... [more]
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Send a message to the French: Nous sommes desoles que notre president soit un idiot. Nous n'avons pas vote pour lui. We are... [more]
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Orange Alert! This location is vulnerable to terrorist attack! Revoke the Constitution now, before it's too late! (Freedom... [more]
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Fie! Fie upon you! I throw my shoe at you! (irate bumper sticker) [more]
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Nonconformists, Unite! (bumper sticker) [more]
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See where you are. Be what you are. Like what you do. Do what you can. (awareness and activism bumper sticker) [more]
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If we outlaw outlaws, then only outlaws will have outlaws. [more]
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...war begets death begets rage begets hate begets veangence begets... [more]
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Strange is a Good Thing (bumper sticker) [more]
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Name of Football Team (bumper sticker) [more]
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Embrace Your Bizarre Nature (bumper sticker) [more]
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Holey Cheeses! You've just to love that Swiss. (Pack of 48 Silly Pseudo-Religious Lapel Stickers in a 3 inch round form) [more]
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Must you complain about having to press one for English on the telephone? If you're too lazy to press one for English, why... [more]
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The trouble with America today is that everyone tries to be the same. The homogenization of our culture is something that... [more]
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Insult toward Foreigners (bumper sticker) [more]
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Shameless Pun (bumper sticker) [more]
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They used to hunt after communists saying Better Dead Than Red! Now, things are more complicated. Reflect the new realities... [more]
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Praise for Honor Student (bumper sticker) [more]
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No Newt Axes (bumper sticker) [more]
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This purple bumper sticker is a gentle spoof of the classic oldie but goodie Question Authority bumper sticker. [more]
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Tiger, Tiger burning bright in the forests of the night. Share these tiger stickers with the little one you love. (48 Tiger... [more]
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No Newt Axes (Oval Bumper Sticker) [more]
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God Bless America? Imagine what God would really say to such a suggestion: What about the rest of the world? Are they to... [more]
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Endorsement of Favorite Car [more]
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Does John 3:16 belong on your car? How about Exodus 20? Maybe Deuteronomy? Can''t Decide? Go with this generic bible quote... [more]
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The dizzy cow, she is what she is. A cow, dizzy. Moo. Whoah. (48 Dizzy Cow Lapel Stickers) [more]
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Relax: You'll Die Soon Enough. [more]
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Guns Don't Kill People. Really Fast Bullets Do. (Bumper Sticker) [more]
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Thinly veiled come-on (bumper sticker) [more]
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Gay, Straight, Black, White: All Our Shirts Are Too Tight (bumper sticker) [more]
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Finally, an honest bumper sticker: Yes, it takes a child to raise a village, but even more importantly, it takes a child... [more]
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I'm a Much Better Person When I'm Caffeinated (bumper sticker) [more]
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Pushy Religious Statement (bumper sticker) [more]
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Gently mock the Gadsden Flag with its coiled snake and Don't Tread on Me slogan with this version featuring a jar of peanut... [more]
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Omigosh! You have a Celtic tattoo on your arm? Wow! It's so, so... conformist! And tired! And tooly! Nobody likes the Celtic... [more]
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BOHICA: Bend Over, Here It Comes Again! (bumper sticker) [more]
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Say it in black and yellow: You Don't Understand Me. How can you possibly make it any more clear? (48 pack of 3"... [more]
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This Christmas bumper sticker is a great gift for those who don't take their holidays so seriously. Our latest campaign:... [more]
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Poke a little bit of fun at the Earth Spirituality earnestness of Mother Earth types with this bumper sticker: The Earth... [more]
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Illegal Use of Calvin's Likeness (bumper sticker) [more]
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Double Entendre (bumper sticker) [more]
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Love Child Round Rainbow Lapel Stickers, 3 inches in diameter (48 pack) [more]
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Problem: You get your sports team bumper sticker, then you move to another town! Solution: stick with this generic sports... [more]
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Barack Obama had a lot of promise in 2008. Unfortunately, he broke his promises after becoming President, betraying the progressives... [more]
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What? You say I'm a Contrarian? Well, I just disagree with that completely. Whatever could make you say that? How unreasonable!... [more]
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my kid and my money go to Cthluhu -- a spoof on the omnipresent collegiate mom's bumper sticker [more]
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This bumper sticker twists the old say that consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, to say that hobgoblins are the... [more]
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Guns Don't Kill People ... Little Fairies Throw the Bullets! (Gun Control Humor) [more]
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Honk if you love pointless displays of noise (bumper sticker) [more]
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Marrage Equals One Kid Plus One Crayon (bumper sticker -- Marrage = 1 Kid + 1 Crayon) [more]
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Spoof the old anti-communist Better Dead Than Red slogan with this bumper sticker: Better Dead Than Beige [more]
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you're still wrong (bumper sticker) [more]
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Is a lo carb diet thing, or a mangled anti-communist slogan thing? Make of it what you will, this unique bumper sticker will... [more]
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Make Like Vomit: Get Out of My Face! (Antisocial Bumper Sticker) [more]
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"Irony is Dead" is Dead. How ironic. (bumper sticker) [more]
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putting stickers on stop signs (bumper sticker) -- now, don't do what we wouldn't do! [more]
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Your Fear Becomes You (Choose Hope) [more]
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Let's learn to laugh at ourselves a little bit with bumper stickers like this satire of the peace activist saying. There... [more]
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Here's your mark: the Scarlet E. Admit it - you have been certified by John Ashcroft and the Department of Homeland Security... [more]
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Slow down... forces of Physics at Play! This bumper sticker is a take off on the old yellow children at play traffic sign... [more]
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Smiley Face Lapel Sticker (3 inches in diameter, 48 pack of stickers) [more]
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This bumper sticker mocks those Americans who refuse to vote for anyone but an absolutely perfect candidate. Is good just... [more]
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If we're going to gut the meaning of peace and love, why not shove an utter non sequitur on the end? Peace, Love, Zombies,... [more]
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Hey, stop your rushing around. It's Not a Race... and besides, I'M going to win it! Laugh at your own anti-competitive competitive... [more]
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The Republicans used to chant: Better dead than red! We've learned a little since then, and now we say: Better read than... [more]
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Embrace Your Most Bizarre Self (bumper sticker) [more]
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Hey, man, think about it. When you put a "Be Here Now" bumper sticker on your car, you're begging for a... [more]
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Yes, I know. Well behaved women seldom make history. I agree with that, but the opposite is true too. Well behaved histories... [more]
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Post this sticker on your bumper to captivate, confuse, and concern nearby drivers. I brake for imaginary animals, and you... [more]
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Far Out, Man. bumper sticker. [more]
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Middle-Aged People for, oh, this and that, you know. (mid-life humor bumper sticker) [more]
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Free Tibet With Purchase of Kathmandu (bumper sticker) [more]
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Peas are Patriotic (bumper sticker) [more]
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Boy urinating on other truck bran (bumper sticker) [more]
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Got a preacher in your life? Get them off your back by giving them this sticker: Spare Me the Sermon! [more]
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Ask a simple question, get a complex answer. Keep the other drivers guessing with the multi-layered question on this bumper... [more]
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I was the Walrus (bumper sticker) [more]
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You think the bird flu is a big deal? Yeah, well, my swine flu can beat up your bird flu! Poke fun at epidemic hysteria with... [more]
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While Americans worship celebrities, they ignore their environment, their government, and the consequences of their actions.... [more]
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How dare you have a sense of humor! Take the most sacred cow in America today and nudge it in the ribs with this Support... [more]
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Sure, the Electoral College may be daunting. Say, why not try a nice electoral community college for two years, and then... [more]
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You know, I always thought Bingo was the farmer's name... [more]
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This bumper sticker advertises an under-utilized food source: Muskrat is the off-white meat. Hey, at least it isn't ecru!... [more]
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Look, when I say irony is dead, I don't really MEAN it. (literary bumper sticker on the so-called death of irony) [more]
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Name of Kid's University (bumper sticker) [more]
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Car isn't a Porsche (bumper sticker) [more]
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Sarcastic Comment (bumper sticker) [more]
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If you can read this, you're close enough to catch my Swine Flu. (health emergency dark humor bumper sticker) [more]
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I Can't Stand Bumper Stickers! (bumper sticker) [more]
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